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#1. What's the difference between a dead baby and a cantaloupe?
One's fun to hit with a mallet, one's just a melon.
#2. What's the difference between a dead baby and a Corvette?
I only have one Corvette in my garage.
#3. What's the difference between a dead baby and a dollar?
One's the official currency of America, one's the official currency of post-war Afghanistan
#4. What's red and bubbly and smacks against glass?
A dead baby in a blender
#5. What's worse than ten dead babies in a dumpster?
One dead baby in ten dumpsters
#6. And, apropos of nothing...
What's round and furry and large as a balloon?
A hamster in a microwave.
 

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Hehe... :D

Good one man... ;)
 

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hahahahahha

what goes tap tap......tap tap

a baby in a microwave
 

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ugh... thats sickening. Although i did like the dollar one.
 

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whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies


one you can unload with a pitchfork
 

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okay now this one is really bad... do not read it if you are faint of heart, easily offended, or pregnant.


















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Whats the difrence between a table and a dead baby?
You can't do a table.
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How do you get a dead baby into a Tupperware?
Blender
How do you get a dead baby out of a Tupperware?
Tostitos
 

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How do you stop a dead baby from slipping down a manhole?

Throw a javelin through it.
(That one was just odd, but it gets me every time.)

What do you get a dead baby for Christmas?

A dead puppy.


BTW I had a friend who told some dead baby jokes to a substitute teacher and she was so shocked that she threatened to send him to the school psychologist.
 

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a fence?
It depends how hard you throw them.
 

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What's the 2nd most disgusting thing in the world?
A Pile of dead rotting babies.


Whats the most disgusting thing in the world?
One at the bottom eating it's way out.

What do you get when you cut open a dead baby?
A hard-on.

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im sure i could find a way TheSlayer, anyway, this girl maddie(madeline) at my school was making alot of these jokes
 
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