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I happened to be looking at one of my mates (I won't reveal his name just in case, but his gaming name is Darth Dickhead) notebook one day, and this is what I came across. I guess they were written by him, but I thought they were so good I’ll post them up here, he won’t mind.

Sotally Tober

Starkle starkle little twink
Who the hell you are I think
I'm not under what you call
The alcofluence of incohol
I'm just a little slort of sheep
I'm not drunk like tinkle peep
I don't know who is me yet
But the drunker I stand here
The longer I get
Just give me one more drink
To fill me cup
Cuz I got all day sober
To Sunday up

Toilet Sack

On the old pooper, here I sit
With my legs wide open
Trying to squeeze out a s***
It's been about a week
Since I threw some mud
So while I'm sitting here
I should just pound my PUD.
But what is this feeling
That my ball-sack has?
They f***ing freezing
And so is my ass
Decisions, decisions Hmmm
S*** or Smack?????
I'm feeling pretty horny
But I have " Toilet Sack"
But this s*** inside me
Has got to *****ing spit
Either I could whack off later
Or fill my pants with s***
Even after I drop my logs
My balls will be concrete
But when this ***** has left me
My life will be complete!!

Love Poem

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Some poems ryhme,
This one doesn't.
Shut the f*** up bitch and give me head.

Thanks to Darth DickHead

377 Posts
The first one is by far and away the best.

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Oh yeah, it describes my everyday life!
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