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"Hey Bob'tau, what's that noise?"
"....wwwwwaaaAAAAGGGHHHHHHHHHH."

"Goodmorning Dave."

...the little sticker on the underside of the control panel that reads: "Designed for Microsoft XP"

*on the comm with the tech guy* "What do you mean Reboot!?"

"Stay on Target...Stay on Target..."

"uhm, dudes, can I borrow somebodies pick? I got a rock in my hoof again."

pahtfinder shas'ui in bootcamp: "Hey man, what's this button do?"

on being cramped in a devilfish "Dude...that's not my pulse rifle."

-count the (tau)dead ...yeah, I'm bored.

"oh whats that smell. Bad kroot bad." whines...

"so um who's got the keys to the hammerhead this time"

"I said "GRAB A RAILGUN" not "Grab a pail son."

"so um if you Earth's arnt doing any thing me and a Fire friend wanna try i little earth wind fire remix. Care to join?"

"You know the problem with our shots?" "No sir." "dunno sir we cant hit anything though." "blame it on the GW teams and our low BS stats. Now get back to your firing drills you drones."

Be quiet. You don't hear IG players complaining

no they die to fast

Fix Bayonets!

Take cover behind the Kroot bodies

***"What's a bayonet?"

"what do you mean you forgot the ammo?"
"charge! are you f**king nuts?"
"what do you mean the ethereals just been killed, o f**k immediate break test for me then"
"what do you mean you lost the crisis suit, the things the size of a house!"

Hmmmm...Things a tau bubba doesn't want to hear?

The click of the trigger action without the accompanying noise from weapons fire....click, "shucky geez, I'm out of boom-boom!"

"Charge" in any language...

or BS 4 is fluffy or justified (They really hate it when you say that).

You got right ahead and charge into those screaming berzerkers, but I'll have you know that right here, on page 13 of Codex Tau, it says ... and I quote ... "Homie don't play that game!"
 

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He he he he. That is guite funny. :lol:
Another thing you might not want to hear is:
Ethereal: *Hmmm things don't look to good* You guys are doing fine! I'm um... going to go make a call. I'll be right back.
 

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oh bollocks, they've given us the kroot MRE rations again

do you think the earth caste have been watching too much gundam again?

if we're piloting mecha where are the annoying kids with effeminate faces?

what no beam sword?

if we're so technologically advanced why do my ankles snap unless i've put half a bottle of plastic cement on them?

hey, those daemons are materializ.......

hail the red flag!......wait, i meant the greater good

run away! run away!
 

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Tau aren't A-sexual. It states this in page 10 of the codex, where a tau earth caste is talking to his sister (first paragraph).
 

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"who needs lascannons in their troops squads, we have the strongest STANDARD issue guns in the game"

"someone's gotta be able to pop that rhino quick........."
 

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"so, did you hear the one about the ethreal, the earth caste and the air caste tau who all lived together"

"Whirlwind, sounds kinky"

"wait, wheres the other stealth suit"

"they have markerlights, wait those are searchlights"

"we ran out of guns, so you get a bonding knife"
 
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