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I was bored okay!!!!

Warhammer Pick up lines

Fancy some gene seed?
Mind if I use your thighs as earmuffs?
Hey I am a soldier, Let me take you down!
How about you stay at the front line and I’ll cover the rear flank?
Nice pair of bazookas.
Hey babe wanna play fernisian wolf? Okay you kneel right there and I’ll throw you my meat.
Do you have a sonic mirror in your knickers or do I just see myself in them?
Your Rhino or mine?
I’m into military uniforms, I guess that’s why I’m into you.
This is war right? So if I lay on the ground, you’ll blow the f*** out of me?
Emperor’s glory Canoness! Their coming from the rear!
I just got shot in the crotch! Please I need to numb the pain!!!
They weren’t kidin about the gene seed. It does make things bigger!!
Forget playing Warhammer, lets play gynaecologist instead.
Sex is evil, evil is sin, sin is forgiven, so lets begin!
Wanna point my turret?
A few easy words....I AM THE INQUSITION

Non 40K pick up lines:
Have you ever kissed a rabbit between its ears [pull out inside of pockets] would you like too?
I need to expel some seminal fluid. May I use your body?
If it’s true that you are what you eat, then I’ll be you tomorrow morning.
OH MY GOD I THINK I LOVE YOU! NOW LYE DOWN!

Got any others that you can think of?
 

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This is actually a line from a show called Futurama, but it will fit in here. :D
Hey sexy mama, wana kill all humans?
 

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Hey those are good Mel, let me try...

Is that a flame template in your pocket...or are you just so happy to see me?
Is that a Pin vice in your pocket, or are you just so happy to see me?
Is that a boltgun in your pocket, or are you just so happy to see me?
Is that a slugga in your pocket, or are you just so happy to see me?
Is that a range ruler in your pocket, or are you just so happy to see me?
Is that a power sword in your pocket, or are you just so happy to see me?
Grab my crotch for good luck!...HURRY!
Wanna see my Daemon sword?
Fancy a skinny dip in the sea of souls? (daemon prince hussling a Daemonette)
Fancy a power fist?
Ask: "Do you know what winks and screws like a Keeper of secrets?" (No.) Wink.
You'll do.
Im Cadian. Do you have any Cadian in you? (No.) would you like some?
That power armor looks tight...let me loosen it for you.
Oooh mister big bad Inquisitor (or SoB) I've been BAD! Spank me!
Let only latex stand between our love!

Non 40k ones.
If you and i were squirrels, could i bust a nut in your hole?
Protocons the name, sex is the game, forget the name and play the game!
Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
If i said you have the most explosively orgasmic body i've ever seen, would you hold it against me?
Motion with your finger for a girl to come over. When she gets there say, "I knew if I fingered you long enough you would cum."
You know how i am with dicks...i suck at it.

:lol:

(I apolagize in advance if this is too graphic...)
 

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How's this

hmm hmm hmm been naught lately?(...) Can i help?

If i was a lollpop would you suck me?

40k putdown...

Hmm you have the genseed, well i thought space marines couldnt breed?

You took all min mel.....wah :unsure: you suck, but the question is what?
 

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lol

anyone to a SoB- "nice armour, wanna fu*k?"
i might not be the best looking marine here but im the only one talking to you!
beauty is only a light switch away ;) .
 
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