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I was bored okay!!!!
Warhammer Pick up lines
Fancy some gene seed?
Mind if I use your thighs as earmuffs?
Hey I am a soldier, Let me take you down!
How about you stay at the front line and I’ll cover the rear flank?
Nice pair of bazookas.
Hey babe wanna play fernisian wolf? Okay you kneel right there and I’ll throw you my meat.
Do you have a sonic mirror in your knickers or do I just see myself in them?
Your Rhino or mine?
I’m into military uniforms, I guess that’s why I’m into you.
This is war right? So if I lay on the ground, you’ll blow the f*** out of me?
Emperor’s glory Canoness! Their coming from the rear!
I just got shot in the crotch! Please I need to numb the pain!!!
They weren’t kidin about the gene seed. It does make things bigger!!
Forget playing Warhammer, lets play gynaecologist instead.
Sex is evil, evil is sin, sin is forgiven, so lets begin!
Wanna point my turret?
A few easy words....I AM THE INQUSITION
Non 40K pick up lines:
Have you ever kissed a rabbit between its ears [pull out inside of pockets] would you like too?
I need to expel some seminal fluid. May I use your body?
If it’s true that you are what you eat, then I’ll be you tomorrow morning.
OH MY GOD I THINK I LOVE YOU! NOW LYE DOWN!
Got any others that you can think of?
Warhammer Pick up lines
Fancy some gene seed?
Mind if I use your thighs as earmuffs?
Hey I am a soldier, Let me take you down!
How about you stay at the front line and I’ll cover the rear flank?
Nice pair of bazookas.
Hey babe wanna play fernisian wolf? Okay you kneel right there and I’ll throw you my meat.
Do you have a sonic mirror in your knickers or do I just see myself in them?
Your Rhino or mine?
I’m into military uniforms, I guess that’s why I’m into you.
This is war right? So if I lay on the ground, you’ll blow the f*** out of me?
Emperor’s glory Canoness! Their coming from the rear!
I just got shot in the crotch! Please I need to numb the pain!!!
They weren’t kidin about the gene seed. It does make things bigger!!
Forget playing Warhammer, lets play gynaecologist instead.
Sex is evil, evil is sin, sin is forgiven, so lets begin!
Wanna point my turret?
A few easy words....I AM THE INQUSITION
Non 40K pick up lines:
Have you ever kissed a rabbit between its ears [pull out inside of pockets] would you like too?
I need to expel some seminal fluid. May I use your body?
If it’s true that you are what you eat, then I’ll be you tomorrow morning.
OH MY GOD I THINK I LOVE YOU! NOW LYE DOWN!
Got any others that you can think of?