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Have a new favourite.
Dimmu Borgir - Puritanical Euphoric Misanthropia - Kings of the Carnival Creation:
"Peace means reloading your Guns".
 

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Also from a bridge too far, as they drive through that town with all the people running out to them in the streets...:

American Captain: (ad libbed, i cant remember the exact wording of this sentence) I cant understand why all these guys are acting like this.

British Colonel: Well, have you ever been liberated before?

American Captain: I've been divorced twice; does that count?
 

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I like "Black holes are where god tried to divide by zero"
 

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A bridge to far another one of my favorite movies...great quotes in that one.

My favorite quote at least Ork related will have to be from the Two Towers, Ugluk: "Looks like meat is back on the menu boyz"

WAAAGH! does a body good.
 

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I like this quote from the upcoming movie Kill Bill :
Person 1:" did you think it was gonna be that easy"
Person 2:"Yeah, I kinda did....."
 

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you are now dead....thank you for using stop and drop, Americas favorite suicide booth since 2008.

I wouldn't know, I'm not as big a fan of velour as you are captain.

hey baby...wanna kill all humans

I really must do something....buuutttt I'm already in my pyjamas

kittens give Morbo gas

thank you earth female

it's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus, the grasshopper stored food all year when the octopus watched tv and mooched off his girlfriend. Then the winter came and the grasshopper died and the octopus ate all his food...and he also got a racecar.

just had to come back for the crushernator didn't ye robot

you're stuck until the end of time
enduring tortures most of which rhyme
here in robot heeeellllllllllllllllllllll
 

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-From CoF - From the Cradle to Enslave.

"Peace, a fragile lover, left us fantasizing war."

-Family Guy

"He is right you know, i eat children *MUNCH*"

-A recent D&D gaming session (he had just gotten a critical hit.)

A: "Ok people. Now behold my critical hit and 6 on the damage roll. *roll*..."
B (me): No f**king way.
 

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Favorite quotes...

hmmmmmmm...

"No pain, no gain"
"If it doesn't hurt, it doesn't count"
"If you kill a person, it is a tragedy. When you kill ten million it is a statistic"
"This won't hurt a bit"
 

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Jack the Ripper in the movie "From Hell"

"One day people shall look back, and say i gave birth to the 20th century."

-Thats SOOOOOOO kewl in the movie AD. Then its said in a demonic style voice...i get goosebumps when i hear it.

Saw this in the Warhammer Fantasy Rulebook...allthough its slightly different (dont have it with me 'ya see.)

"You kill one person, you are a murderer.
You kill 100 people, you are a monster.
You kill 1000 people, you are a hero.
You kill 100000 you are a legend."
 

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poor little (Your name here), he flew too close to the sun and burned his wings

its from an ancient greek proverb about a candle maker who made his son a pair of wax wings, but got overjoyus and flew too close to the sun and melted his wings, therefor he plunged to the earth and died.
 

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Originally posted by RiptorAmashi@Sep 22 2003, 21:44
poor little (Your name here), he flew too close to the sun and burned his wings

its from an ancient greek proverb about a candle maker who made his son a pair of wax wings, but got overjoyus and flew too close to the sun and melted his wings, therefor he plunged to the earth and died.
his name was Icaris ( sp )


These are from that brilliant game Vice City

I was a cheerleader and almost a prom queen

there's blood and pubic hair all over the studio

" oh my god, did she fake that! "....." I can never tell "

It was just two idiots hopped up on giggle cream, I gave 'em a good beating, nothing to serious

learn how to speak spanish to *******

how 'bout you get off that mic and try fighting crime you dumb *****

smearing yourself in yak urine, not moving for days for fear of alerting the beast, suddenly you pounce bringing your axe down, man and beast one in the same in a terrible beauty. Some people only do this once in their lives, I do it every day.

I'm a marketing manager who lives alone, hence I needed a vehicle that's equipped to drive across artic tundra...it just makes me feel better.

I was found with fifteen kilos in my spare tyre...I was so mad the auto repair shop had sold me that spare tyre, luckily thanks to Leo and Purracks the DA saw it that
way to.

Hey tell the captain I saw his wife, no wonder he wants those magazines back.

wah wah wah my son listened to your station then he flunked out of school...well how you gonna learn to party at school mom?

and last but not least.......................................................................

you swing from green dot to green dot with your red square monkey...and a strange sweaty man comes to empty the machine on fridays.
 

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i allways wait til someone says something realy important and then say "thats what i said right after i shot him". dosen't make sense but it's funny.
 

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Well one; he wasnt a candle maker. Daedalus was the foremost artificer of grecian times, having designed the labrynth in Crete; and then later threading a golden thread through a conch shell.

His son was Icarus.
 
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