[FireWarrior039]

You yell about failing your armor save while playing Halo online!

The purpose of this thread, publishing all the funny stories that come from playing way too much Warhammer, this includes the silly, egomanical, fake-simian ninja called Rikimaru. We all know what happens when you let too many wins go to your head!

 

[Talljester]

when you fail an English exam because your writing army lists.

 

[Rikimaru]

:foot-in-mouth::foot-in-mouth:

this includes the silly, egomanical, fake-simian ninja called Rikimaru. We all know what happens when you let too many wins go to your head!

Fake FAKE FAKKKKKEEEEE! egomanical I can accept, silly well yeah accepted but FAKE. Word to the wise pal I am THE simian Ninja, there is no other, watch your step or I will unleash a can of fake Ninja whup ass on yo Fire Warrior ass.

I think you know you have played to much 40K when you have your first argument with a 12 year old about whatever petty rule raises its head at the time and you realise he is being more adult than you. :foot-in-mouth::foot-in-mouth:

 

[Kai-Itza]

when you fail an English exam because your writing army lists.

That happened to you as well eh? I'm not alone!

*Ahem*

"You know when you play too much warhammer when..."

You go to Uni. with Rulebooks, Codex's, Armies Books, dice and templates instead of Textbooks, Logbooks, stationary and Datasheets.

Well, it happens to us once, (or three times )

The purpose of this thread, publishing all the funny stories that come from playing way too much Warhammer, this includes the silly, egomanical, fake-simian ninja called Rikimaru. We all know what happens when you let too many wins go to your head!

You forgot a star player FierWarrior039; I wonder how many times Eiglepulper spent an entire afternoon looking for a single Fire Warrior miniature that he's working on?

-Kai-Itza-

 

[Killjaqular]

Hahaha, I did the same thing. I was adding up my points for a game my friend and I were playing. As he was playing Halo 2 campaign Legendary I told him to watch out for the jackles, they have BS 5 with TL STR8 AP1 sniper rifles. Instant Death, everytime. Keeping in mind that master chief has a toughness of 4.

Yay WH 40K nerds!

 

[aussiedave]

you know you have played too much warhammer when walking through the park you see a a couple of bushes and think "that would give me a 3+ cover save."

 

[FireWarrior039]

That happened to you as well eh? I'm not alone!


You forgot a star player FierWarrior039; I wonder how many times Eiglepulper spent an entire afternoon looking for a single Fire Warrior miniature that he's working on?

-Kai-Itza-

Too true, but then again, we all know riki and yet I have yet to talk to Eiglepulper here. But hey, can't talk to everyonbe while trying to dethrone the egomaniacal nibnja over there. And I've yet to see someone else even try!

Another one, you know you play too much when you here jets over head and you automitcally reach for the nearest white flag because you think the space MArines are landing to take Earth! (it's happened rather often for me actually, curse you Eglin!)

 

[Mal]

You can recall with out having to think about it; the points cost for most core choices and troops in armies you don't play.

You bring at least one army book, you know to flick through, no matter where you are going as long as you aren't the one driving.

You've spent more time being awake in your local GW than any other room in your life. (sadly my local manager did the maths on this to prove it to me) *sigh* Its been there 11 years, its not my fault!

You are asked to teach specialist games to staff...

Grown men come up to you in the cinema and where you the guy who did their intro game (then their girlfriend gives you the evil eye when you say yes)

You spend your first day off in 6 months, refusing to go out side as you are meant to stay off your feet, here, posting on any thread that catches your eye. Logged in for almost 12 hours...

Tragic isn't it.

 

[128th_king]

That happened to you as well eh? I'm not alone!
-Kai-Itza-

And me =( that new VC army was just too tempting,

you know you play too much warhammer when the people at your local store ask you to write army lists for them,

you know you play too much warhammer when you are organising your first tournament =)

 

[Mal]

you know you play too much warhammer when you are organising your first tournament =)

Clearly it is just a sign that you aren't playing enough!

 

[CaptainSarathai]

You know you play too much warhammer when you fail college gen-eds because you're too busy on LO

You know you play too much warhammer when you have enough money tied into the hobby to buy a small automobile

You know you play too much warhammer when you can find connections to it in every piece of pop culture

You know you play too much warhammer when you hear a classical song and immediately think of how epic a battlescene it would make

You know you play too much warhammer when you never go a week without having your hands covered in paint

You know you play too much warhammer when the local manager asks you to run demos for new customers using the armies that you've brought along with you

You know you play too much warhammer when you realize that 90% of the internet it pornography, and you've spent 95% of your time here on LO

 

[FireWarrior039]

You know Warhammer 40k has got you good when you see a laser being made on TV and you think of a lascannon production line.

 

[128th_king]

You know you play too much warhammer when you have enough money tied into the hobby to buy a small automobile

You know you play too much warhammer when you hear a classical song and immediately think of how epic a battlescene it would make

You know you play too much warhammer when you never go a week without having your hands covered in paint

You know you play too much warhammer when the local manager asks you to run demos for new customers using the armies that you've brought along with you

done all of these =/, and im only 16 =)

 

[Blasterdude3]

when you have dreams of being a space marine purging heretics

when every time you here the words "close combat" or "close quarters fighting" it reminds you of that game you had last week where you assaulted those gaunts

when you try to find EVERY armies theme song

 

[antique_nova]

You know when you play too much Warhammer when you start seeing kids as gretchins that cannot be controlled.....

 

[kevin vanrooyen]

You know you play too much warhammer when you have 6 armies for 4 games, and you cant find them all.

The Emperor Protects

 

[Captain Jesus]

You now you play too much when you take every possible opportunity in ANY exam to get something hobby related in there.

Also when your bag has no schoolwork, but rather that set of codexes and that WIP tervigon. At school.

 

[Gintoki]

you know you've played too much warhammer when you regular non warhammer family members have difficulty understanding what you are talking about.

 

[jammer397]

I was playing battletech. I was beginning my turn and I started looking for BS instead of gunnery skill.

Playing CoD modern warfare 2. Started yelling Dakka! Dakka! Dakka! when I used the M240. This one is great. I started hearing ppl online saying what the hell.

I can speak fluent Space Ork when playing D&D.

When you watch a chick flick with your girlfriend and wish a Genestealer would come out and rip off Edwards head so the gay twilight movie would end. this is my favorite moment.

When you hear a beat up pick up truck coming and you start looking for Orks.

When you really think the red ones go faster.

When you sit down and figure you have trained more people to play 40k then the amount of years you have been playing. what i'm only upto 14 years and have trained 17 people?

when you day dream about being a Dreadnought.

when you spend more time doing something for 40k over watching TV.

When you try to explain something using 40k terms to a non-40k player.

when you wish your vehicle had a deff rolla.

when you want to rein act the ride of the Valkyrie's scene from Apocalypse Now, with Valkyrie Assault Carriers and use Orks for the VC.

When you tell people a combat shotgun has a strength of 3 or strength of 4 with man-stopper rounds.

when you tell people that your looking for the chain sword instead of the chain saw.

 

[Non Marine Player]

You know you play too much warhammer when you start skipping seeing friends to paint

You know you play too much warhammer when your playing a video game and start creating stats lines for all the weapons

You know you play too much warhammer when you start quoting things you heard on LO to your other friends

(And yes, I have sunk to this level... I have done all 3....)